AG: come on, there’s not a troll or human in alternia city that doesnt want me. ;;;;)

AT: i ALREADY TOLD YOU, i HAVE A MATESPRIT, sTOP IT,

AG: pleeeeeeeease, as if that’s ever stopped anyone 8efore. plus, what the clown doesn’t know won’t hurt him, will it?

AT: hOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS GAMZEE,

AG: ah, i had such high hopes for you, tavros.

AG: you’re kind of handsome you know. way too good for gamzee. 8ut you’ve 8acked me into a corner, and now i’m afr8d i’m going to have to do something we’re 8oth going to regr8t.

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copperbeard asked:

ok so I thought of something for your AU: Vriska is a roughneck who terezi gives a chance to become a cop. (or at least an informant). She goes undercover within a gang, and at some point says: THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS IS A STING.

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omfg

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typefettinge asked:

OH MY GOSH I REALLY LOVE YOUR NOIR AU I'M SORRY I'M SCREAMING BUT IT'S SO GREAT??? AHHHHHHHH

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YO IT WAS TRIPTRIPPY’S IDEA she came up with the trollcops I JUST SORT OF KIDNAPPED IT AND RAN AWAY WITH IT CACKLING MADLY like the scallywag I am.

EVERYONE SHOULD CONTRIBUTE LETS ALL HAVE FUN WITH IT DUMP IT IN #troll noir

but actually if anyone knows how to write please talk to me I would love to make Midnight’s Paws a real thing not just a series of disjointed images

BOTTOM LINE THANK YOU IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY PICTURESSsss you’re the best

AC: :33 < how could you? you monster!

TC: nothing personal, doll

TC: HE WAS A LIABILITY