AG: come on, there’s not a troll or human in alternia city that doesnt want me. ;;;;)
AT: i ALREADY TOLD YOU, i HAVE A MATESPRIT, sTOP IT,
AG: pleeeeeeeease, as if that’s ever stopped anyone 8efore. plus, what the clown doesn’t know won’t hurt him, will it?
AT: hOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS GAMZEE,
AG: ah, i had such high hopes for you, tavros.
AG: you’re kind of handsome you know. way too good for gamzee. 8ut you’ve 8acked me into a corner, and now i’m afr8d i’m going to have to do something we’re 8oth going to regr8t.